All...That..Jazz

My day was semi-sureal. I was in religion doing my test and all the sudden I hear. (in my head) Come on, Babe why don't we paint the town? And all that jazz ( This totally breaks any concentration I did have) I'm gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down and all that jazz. Start the car I know a whoopee spot (By now Im tapping my foot) Where the gin is cold but the piano's hot It's just a noisy hall where there's a nightly brawl and all that jazz! (In my religion paper and Im relating God to Jazz) Slick your hair and wear your buckle shoes and all that jazz! I hear that father dip is gonna blow the blues and all that jazz hold on, hon. We're gonna bunny hug I bought some aspirin down at United Drug. In case you shake apart and want a brand-new start To do that - ( The singers paused to let me turn in my test..I turn on my heal and have to control every instinct from jumping on a desk, raising my hands and singing : Jaazzzzzzzzzzz!!)
(But as I walk back to my desk I hear...) Skidoo! Hotcha! Whoopee! (Im at my desk and Im totally lost now...being that I have 15 minutes to do nothing.) (Suddenly the lights go dim and there I am in this sparkly red flapper dress on the desk singing...)It's just a noisy hall where there's a nightly brawl and all that jazz.Find a flask we're playing fast and loose. and all that jazz! Right up here Is where I store the juice ( I turn and suddenly do schimmy) Come on babe We're gonna brush the sky I bet you lucky Lindy never flew so high 'cause in the stratosphere how could he lend an ear to all that jazz!! (Everyone is dancing too now...In style and Br. paul has disapeered. Suddenly Im being lifted and the spot light is on me!)Oh, you're gonna see her sheba shimmy shake.Oh, she's gonna shimmy till her garters break ( Then right when Im about to go into the final verse with the splits and then the bell rings....)

This happened in French, English and Geometry also, only in French I was wearing a light pink dress. Did I mention I saw Chicago this weekend?