I am what is called "a day later genius" If only my revelations could be on time.

For Kyle

I do not know when my mind changed when I became part of the grown-up world. I assume when one lives under another's customs eventually they become your own. The little prince appeared to me, on the third day and asked me to write the word sheep. I could not understand why he would want it written when I had already drawn him one, but I obliged and wrote out the word "sheep", along with the sketch I was working on. The little prince looked confused and then went away. He returned a few moments later with the picture of the box in hand along with the word "peesh". I told him that was not how you spell sheep, he said very concerned "Why then, did you tell me to spell it that way?" I was struck I had spelled sheep right, but forgetting I was not the one who needed to know how to spell sheep ( for I had concerned myself with matters of spelling and geography since the age of six)I had written the words to face me and upside down "sheep" is spelled "peesh". I realized my mind is not in the same place it was, I alas, have never read a word that is upside down before.Grown-ups, including myself, are very odd indeed.

"But I, alas, do not know how to see sheep through the walls of boxes. Perhaps I am a little like the grown-ups. I have had to grow old."

Odd...

I'm speech president...doesn't really feel deserved...I shouldn't be a leader of anything, let alone something about talking...Odd (please don't leave comments how about how much I deserved it... this is not a pity sentence)

In lighter news my ass really hurt all day today and I couldn't figure out why, then while taking my cloths off I discovered what appears to be five scratches on my ass, about three to five inches in diameter, in the shape of a claw...Odd ( don't leave me whore jokes for comments either. )

COW of the Week

Has anyone ever noticed on the comments if I get one or less it says "Poseurs" and if I get two or more its comments? What is that?

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Universe of Two

Once I knew a boy
and then he changed
and I hated him
I couldn't stand to look at him
but he should of noticed me
and then I changed
and I couldn't stop staring
I wanted to talk to him non stop
and then I changed,
when he changed
creating two new people.
and then he moved.
and then I stayed,
like two revolving planets
never touching or stopping
always spinning,
creating a universe of two.

Flowers For Alex

The other day I was driving down the street on my way to the Steak Smith to have a LaSallian Youth Meeting and I started to think how long it had been since anyone had given me flowers and how much I really like that. For getting flowers means one of two things: A. There is something really important in your life happening like Graduation or a Dance, or B. Someone really likes you. I love feeling special so I get rather excited when I receive flowers. While I was thinking on this I really wished I had a reason to get flowers. I kept driving and I went around the curve and in the middle of the road there was a bunch of cut sunflowers sitting there. I stopped my car and got out and picked up the flowers. The rest of my day was rather pleasant.