Odd...

I'm speech president...doesn't really feel deserved...I shouldn't be a leader of anything, let alone something about talking...Odd (please don't leave comments how about how much I deserved it... this is not a pity sentence)

In lighter news my ass really hurt all day today and I couldn't figure out why, then while taking my cloths off I discovered what appears to be five scratches on my ass, about three to five inches in diameter, in the shape of a claw...Odd ( don't leave me whore jokes for comments either. )