You Know you are in New Mexico When:

1. Starbucks is out of decaf, creme base, chia, and caramel. Thank god they had ice.
2. Your grandma asks if you know that man in the purple pimped out escalade, who is waving.
3. You have to order water and but not green chili.
4. Roads are blocked off for non-existent road construction.
5. And the classic "Gusty Winds May Exist"