Alex's New Year's Resolutions!

Drum role please:
1. Listen more...really listen.(huh? what? I didn't hear you!)
2. to not socialize (If I don't hang around people they can't get me sick)
3. to not gossip ( hey speaking of that do you know what I heard? well I can't write it,ask me.)
4. To come up with more excuses to not take vitamins (my it hurts my stomach, is getting old)
5. To eat better. (french fries just aren't cutting it.)
that's it! Now all that's left is breaking them and feeling guilty and like a horrid human being