Grey Poodle Black Hair

Im watching a poodle tempt fate.... he's shitting on a lawn by a busy road. Running freely. Sometimes I wonder if maybe Im not a poodle tempting fate. Running freely shitting on who I please because it means nothing to me. There are no immediate consequences....but I know one day I will want to cross the road.

Why did the poodle cross the road?

To Shit On the other side.